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It’s a very happy Friday, {{first_name | friend}}. Apparently, we’ve been giving English too much credit. A new study found that when it comes to languages AI understands best, English isn’t even in the top five, it came in sixth.

🌍 So what’s the most AI-friendly language on the planet? Take your pick: A) French, B) Polish, C) Chinese or D) Spanish? The answer is waiting for you at the end. This one really surprised me!

Identity crisis: Last year, identity thieves stole $47 billion from over 1 million Americans. It can happen to anyone, anytime. That’s why I use NordProtect. It helps keep you safe and gets you back on track fast if the worst happens. More below.

Got a friend who still thinks “Ctrl + Alt + Delete” fixes everything? Send this to them, they’ll learn something new, and maybe finally stop yelling at their computer. — Kim

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TODAY’S DEEP DIVE

Startup drama deluxe

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You can keep the wizards and aliens. Give me a movie or series where something unbelievable actually happened.

Back by popular demand, I put together this list for you as proof that tech isn’t only lines of code and shiny gadgets. It’s ambition, hype, brilliance and, yeah, sometimes a total train wreck. You’re gonna want to see each one.

1. BlackBerry (AMC+ & Hulu)
Before iPhones took over, BlackBerry was the phone. This funny, fast-paced series shows how a couple of Canadian tech nerds built a global empire and how ego and chaos brought it crashing down.

2. Tetris (Apple TV+)
Yes, the block game is a Cold War thriller. A developer risks everything to secure the rights to Tetris from Soviet Russia. It’s fast, fun and surprisingly emotional.

3. The Playlist (Netflix)
Spotify took on the record industry and changed how we listen forever. This series shows how messy and brilliant that fight really was.

4. Super Pumped (Apple TV+)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Uber founder Travis Kalanick in this high-octane series. It’s all boardroom fights, power struggles and startup chaos on full blast.

5. WeCrashed (Apple TV+)
Jared Leto and Anne Hathaway go full startup cult as the couple behind WeWork. They convinced investors it was worth $47 billion until reality set in.

6. The Dropout (Hulu)
This is the Theranos saga you’ve heard about, the tiny blood test, the billion-dollar lies and the woman who sold it all with a black turtleneck and a stare. Unbelievable and true.

7. Jobs (Amazon Prime)
Ashton Kutcher plays Steve Jobs in this version focused more on the early days of Apple. Think garages, vision and obsession with detail and how it all almost fell apart.

8. The Billion Dollar Code (Netflix)
Two German developers built early Google Earth tech in the ’90s and then watched Google run away with it. A gripping series about innovation, betrayal and fighting for credit.

9. General Magic (Tubi & Pluto TV)
Long before the iPhone, a forgotten startup tried to invent the smartphone. They failed, but their team quietly shaped the entire modern tech industry.

10. Silicon Cowboys (Amazon Prime)
The story of Compaq, a tiny company that went toe-to-toe with IBM in the early days of personal computers. It’s classic underdog energy with plenty of 1980s swagger.

If this list gave you something new to queue up, go ahead and share it. Someone in your circle needs a break from true crime and could use a smart binge instead.

     

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Identity theft isn’t just about your bank account, it can turn your whole life upside down. One day everything seems fine, the next, a scammer is opening credit cards in your name, draining accounts, and wrecking your credit. Fixing the damage can take months of stress, paperwork and frustration.

That’s why I trust NordProtect. If the worst happens, you get a dedicated identity restoration case manager who jumps in right away. They work directly with credit bureaus, replace your documents, and dispute fraudulent accounts for you. Plus, if you face legal fees, lost wages, application costs, or even need counseling from the stress, NordProtect can cover up to $1 million in eligible recovery expenses.

You don’t have to face identity theft alone. With NordProtect, real experts are on your side, and you get the same coverage I rely on every day to protect my identity. It’s the kind of support you can truly count on.

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THE CURRENT POWERED BY KIM KOMANDO

Is your loyalty card spying on you?

Your fave AI host Mara exposes the hidden price of loyalty programs (hint: it’s your data). Then, how to turn your closet clutter into holiday cash. Plus, a rapid-fire look at the week’s top headlines.

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WEB WATERCOOLER

💰 Meta’s scam economy: Get this. Meta’s internal docs say it made up to 10% of its 2024 revenue, about $16 billion, from ads for scams and banned goods. That’s 15 billion sketchy ads blasted at users every day. Instead of banning most of them, Meta sometimes just charges scammers extra. It even has an internal “Scammiest Scammer” leaderboard. You can’t make this up. So much for good corporate citizenship, Mark.

Elon’s trillion dollar bet: Tesla shareholders approved a massive pay package for Elon Musk, potentially worth $1 trillion over the next decade. But here’s the catch: he only gets the cash if he pulls off some wild goals, like building a million humanoid robots and selling 20 million Teslas a year. It’s the biggest corporate payday ever, if he can deliver.

Google’s new power move: Google decided Earth isn’t big enough for its AI dreams. They’re working on Project Suncatcher, which is basically solar-powered satellites that run data centers in space. The idea’s simple: endless sunlight, no electric bills and zero guilt about frying the power grid. Real question though: What happens when your chatbot gets hit by an asteroid?

Push it to the limit: Infinite Jest, meet infinite work. Microsoft says the 9-to-5 is officially toast. Workers now operate on three “peaks”: morning, afternoon and, wait for it, night. Meetings after 8 p.m. are up 16%. Weekend emails are normal. It feels like it’s not a job anymore, but a live stream of your own to-do list. The remedy? Treat your “Do Not Disturb” like self-care. 

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Attention, scroll at ease: Remember that old-school Uncle Sam “I Want You” Army poster? The 2025 version is the Army on TikTok. That’s right, they’ve tapped eight soldiers with big followings to show real life in uniform, romanticizing the gym fails, the 4 a.m. wake-ups, even the “mandatory fun days.” Their posts hit 40 million views, but the program’s on pause for an ethics review.

🐾 Dog 2.0: Tom Brady said his new dog, Junie, is a clone of his old one. He used a blood sample from his late pitbull mix, Lua, and had a biotech company recreate her. These companies usually charge around $50K to clone a doggo. I mean, I get it, losing a pet wrecks you, but cloning? I’m drawing the line before Jurassic Bark.

DAILY TECH UPDATE

This robot does the laundry (really)

The ultimate sci-fi fantasy? A bot that can do the dishes or fold your pants. Hear why, by 2026, that dream is finally within reach.

DEALS OF THE DAY

🧽 From mess to impress

If chaos had a villain, these picks would be the heroes.

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Ditch those disposable cans. Zarimi’s rechargeable turbo fan blasts away dust from keyboards, vents, and it even doubles as a leaf blower. Versatile and compact.

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🐱 The cat’s meow: Whoa, this pet steam brush (62% off) is a huge steal. With one button, you can tap those fur clumps away. No more manual picking.

Bye-bye bugs: Itching for a solution to mosquito bites? Plug in an LED bug zapper (30% off) and consider them handled. Works indoors and outdoors. Win-win!

Multi-surface magic: The Pink Stuff (47% off) handles grease, grime, stains, you name it, like a champ. The fruity scent leaves everything smelling delightful.

Spin-cycle TLC: Snag a six-month supply of descaler tablets (23% off) for your washer. Keeps it running smoothly and smelling loads better (pun intended).

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DEVICE ADVICE

⚡️ 3-second tech genius: AirTag not working? Don’t throw it away. Pop in a new CR2032 coin cell battery. They cost under $6 and need no tools. It’s a quick swap that anyone can do. I made a video to show how.

🍏 What’s new in iOS 26.1: Apple’s changed how alarms and timers work. When an alarm goes off, you need to slide to stop it instead of tapping. Tapping still snoozes it, but sliding dismisses it completely. Bonus: In Apple Music, you can swipe the Now Playing bar left or right to skip or go back to a track without opening the full player view.

🌙 Give your eyes a break: If you’re on your Windows PC late at night, that blue glare can make it harder to fall asleep. Go to Settings > System > Display and toggle on Night light. From there, you can adjust the strength to make it warmer or schedule the hours it turns on automatically.

🛋️ Browsing Facebook Marketplace? You might’ve noticed the algorithm showing items that sold weeks ago. To see what’s actually available, go to Marketplace on desktop, search for what you want, and under Filters, set Date listed to Last 7 days. Oh, and folks, if a profile says it “joined in 2025,” that’s not a seller, it’s a setup.

📩 Gmail icons explained: Those tiny icons above your emails can be confusing. Switch them to plain text, so it’s clear what each one does. Go to See all settings > General > Button labels, change it to Text, then click Save changes. You’ll now see words like Archive, Delete and Mark as unread.

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WHAT THE TECH?

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💍 Talk to the hand

Want to feel like a spy in the 1960s? Meet the $249 Stream Ring, a gadget that lets you whisper to it like you’re passing state secrets, except it’s just your grocery list or standup routine.

It’s a mouse for your voice: Hold to talk, tap to pause, and swipe to control your music. No “Hey, Siri” required. It records your ideas, makes notes and even outlines your rambling monologues.

Water-resistant, has “all-day battery life” (aka nightly recharge), and yes, your thoughts come with a subscription plan, too. Big Tech literally has you wrapped around its finger. I’ll pass.

LOGGING OUT …

🇵🇱 The answer: B) Polish. According to a joint study from the University of Maryland and Microsoft, large language models actually understand Polish better than English, which came in a humble sixth. 

Fun fact: Polish grammar’s complexity and consistent structure actually make it easier for AI models to learn word relationships and syntax patterns.

🎿 Do you know why most Polish names end in ski? Because they couldn’t spell toboggan! (lol)

Identity theft is scary, but you don’t have to face it alone. NordProtect steps in with real experts and $1 million in recovery coverage. That’s protection I trust for just $4.27 a month.

Tomorrow, I’m going over some of this year’s best Christmas gifts to stock up before they sell out, and they probably will. This is the #1 free tech newsletter in the United States. 

☕ Keep things simple, stay kind, and power through. I’ll meet you here again tomorrow. — Kim

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